(Source: angry-comics)
my life in a nutshell.
(Source: beardymcflannelpants)
WHO NEEDS RELATIONSHIPS ANYWAYS?!!?!
time to get drunk.
IF I COULD FUCKING SHOW EVERYONE THAT ASKS ABOUT MY TATTOO THIS GIF MY LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER OH MY GOD.
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
I am beginning to be a horse.
I just made an anonymous e-mail address and sent this to my music teacher without any description whatsoever
HAHAHAHHA
this is literally the best thing i’ve ever seen. ever.
(Source: mynamekyle)
